louddessert
Oreo Riot.
chocolate, cookie rubble, sprinkles because why not
470 kcal·5g protein·62g carbs
the recipe
dipped in dark chocolate, rolled in crushed Oreo, finished with rainbow sprinkles, on purpose.
- banana
- dark chocolate (70%)
- crushed Oreo cookies
- rainbow sprinkles
- wooden stick
the numbers · honest
kcal
470
carbs (g)
62
sugar (g)
38
fat (g)
22
translation —470 kcal of decisions. mostly fast sugar, a wink of protein.
ingredient science · every line is a fact
- bananapotassium · resistant starch · fast-burn carbs
- dark chocolate (70%)theobromine · cocoa flavanols · magnesium
- crushed Oreo cookiescocoa wafer · caramelized sugar · crunch
- rainbow sprinklessucrose · cornstarch · joy, technically
- wooden stickbiodegradable · FSC birch · not plastic
contains: gluten · dairy · soy
no
protein isolate · sugar alcohols · palm oil · emulsifiers · "natural flavors"
the trade-off
sugar spike is the point. not a workout snack.
the other five
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